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NICK NAYLOR
Right there, looking into Joey's eyes, it all came back in a rush. Why I do what I do. Defending the defenseless, protecting the disenfranchised corporations that have been abandoned by their very own consumers: the logger, the sweatshop foreman, the oil driller, the land mine developer, the baby seal poacher...
    POLLY BAILEY
Baby seal poacher?
    BOBBY JAY BLISS
Even *I* think that's kind of cruel.
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    JOEY NAYLOR
...so what happens when you're wrong?
    NICK NAYLOR
Whoa, Joey I'm never wrong.
    JOEY NAYLOR
Yes, chocolate is all I need.
    NICK NAYLOR
Well, I need more than chocolate, and for that matter I need more than vanilla. I believe that we need freedom. And choice when it comes to our ice-cream, and that Joey Naylor, that is the defintion of liberty.
    JOEY NAYLOR
But that's not what we're talking about
    NICK NAYLOR
Ah! But that's what I'm talking about.
    JOEY NAYLOR
...but you didn't prove that vanilla was the best...
    NICK NAYLOR
I didn't have to. I proved that you're wrong, and if you're wrong I'm right.
    JOEY NAYLOR
But you still didn't convince me
    NICK NAYLOR
It's that I'm not after you. I'm after them. [points into the crowd]
    JOEY NAYLOR
But you can't always be right...
    NICK NAYLOR
Well, if it's your job to be right, then you're never wrong.
    JOEY NAYLOR
But what if you are wrong?
    NICK NAYLOR
OK, let's say that you're defending chocolate, and I'm defending vanilla. Now if I were to say to you: 'Vanilla is the best flavour ice-cream', you'd say...
    JOEY NAYLOR
No, chocolate is.
    NICK NAYLOR
Exactly, but you can't win that argument... so, I'll ask you: so you think chocolate is the end all and the all of ice-cream, do you?
    JOEY NAYLOR
It's the best ice-cream, I wouldn't order any other.
    NICK NAYLOR
Oh! So it's all chocolate for you is it?

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    BOBBY JAY BLISS
The way I heard it, D.C. police found you naked, laying in Lincoln's crotch, covered in nicotine patches with a sign across your chest that said...
    POLLY BAILEY
He doesn't need to hear the details.
    BOBBY JAY BLISS
It was some pretty fucked up shit.
    POLLY BAILEY
Shh!
    POLLY BAILEY
Are you a tit man, Nick?

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    NICK NAYLOR
Polly works for the Moderation Council. A casual drinker by the age of 14, Polly quickly developed a tolerance usually reserved for Irish dockworkers. In our world, she's the woman that got the pope to endorse red wine.

    NICK NAYLOR
Gentlemen, practise these words in front of the mirror: Although we are constantly exploring the subject, currently there is no direct evidence that links cellphone usage to brain cancer.
    NICK NAYLOR
Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.
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    NICK NAYLOR
That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.


    BR
People, what is going on out there? I look down this table, all I see are white flags. Our numbers are down all across the board. Teen smoking, our bread and butter, is falling like a shit from heaven! We don't sell Tic Tacs for Christ's sake. We sell cigarettes. And they're cool and available and *addictive*. The job is almost done for us!


    NICK NAYLOR
After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings, Bobby Jay, then seventeen, signed up for the National Guard so that he too could shoot college students.

    JEFF MEGALL
Sony has a futuristic sci-fi movie they're looking to make.
    NICK NAYLOR
Cigarettes in space?
    JEFF MEGALL
It's the final frontier, Nick.
    NICK NAYLOR
But wouldn't they blow up in an all oxygen environment?
    JEFF MEGALL
Probably. But it's an easy fix. One line of dialogue. 'Thank God we invented the... you know, whatever device.'

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